Last night was the Miss America 2009 pageant, and my favorite segment had to be the Parade of States. Each contestant introduced herself with a corny blurb about her state (which, to be fair, I’m pretty sure she didn’t write herself). Following are my picks for corniest intro. You can view the video here and leave your picks in the comments.

Fourth Runner-Up:
From the state where Babe Ruth hit his very first home run, I wanna hit it out of the park tonight. I’m Amanda Lauren Watson, Miss North Carolina.

Third Runner-Up:
From the state with the quakes, here to shake things up, your Miss California, Jackie Geist.

Second Runner-Up:
One Mississippi, two Mississippi. From the state that brought you the universal metric for keeping time, I’m Christine Kozlowski[, Miss Mississippi].

First Runner-Up:
From the only state never to have an earthquake, I’m here to rock your world. I’m Tessie Jones, Miss North Dakota.

Miss Corny Introduction 2009:
I’m not Hannah, but I am from Montana. Proudly representing Big Sky country, I’m Jennifer Hepner, your Miss Montana.